Writer Applications

Here is where all you people that think your as good as our writers can apply to work with these Humor Gods (heh, thats for you billy ~_^) If you think you got what it takes, fill this form out and know this, you must be interviewed by Billy, He must deem you worthy, and you must answer all these questions in a humurous manner if called for. From the start we are assuming that you will not make it. Now, begin your test, and try and make it through the Writer Gauntlet.

1. If you had only a penguin, a piece of string, and a small coconut to work with, write a three frame script, you may only add two outside influences.

2.What are your thoughts on cannibals?

3. Do you have a social life you would have a hard time parting with?

4. Describe yourself in five words.

5. What are your thoughts on God?

6. What does this make you think of: Look! Monkeys and giraffes, I love The Old Man and the Sea!

After Carefully thinking about each of these questions, copy and paste them in an e-mail and send it to Billy (e-mail is on E-mail Page) And Answer each one directly after each copy and pasted question. Mispells and errors on these instructions will be the first thing we look at to throw your e-mail out. Remember... Billy is a hard task master, and I consider him head of this whole application thing. He has final say in it and whether I want you or not, Billy Ultimately Decides.

Good Luck