Characters

Rick: Our Hero, the main bus-boy of the shop. He often gets attacked by Cannibal Kid (CK) and is always trying to mack on Tess. He is a natural born pimp, and has no trouble with the ladies except with Tess. He is deathly afraid of CK and swears to Tess everytime he gets a chance that CK is real, which refuses to believe it.

Tess: Rick's Love interest, althpough Tess wont have anything to do with him. She is a smart girl, and very witty, often making Rick be silent with sharp remarks of his intelligence. She doesnt believe in CK and says Rick is crazy for it. She laughs at the girls when they flirt with rick in the store, and blames it on them both being of the same intelligence level. Tess is a happy go luck girl with few cares in the world except for dodging Rick

Cannibal Kid: Currently housed in the store-room, nobody has any idea as to how he got in there and survived, but legend has it, he hunts rats and employees of the store. He often hunts Rick with any chance he gets, and worships the gound Tess walks on. This character is shrouded in Mystery, and not much can be said of him.